Everyone needs relief from the everyday frustrations. Not a dating service; not a personal assistant; a Buddy.

The Buddy System. 

Decision fatigue, moral support, assistance with the mundane activities of everyday life…a partner for all places.

What’s Included:

The following supportive gestures are available with your buddy for hire:

  • 3 thumbs up 

  • 1 round of applause 

  • 5 hearty nods of approval 

  • 1 friendly “you get ‘em buddy punch” on the shoulder

  • 1 decision making support 

    • Meaningful conversation

    • Words of Wisdom

    • Interaction with 3rd party (smile or nod at date/meeting partners/etc) 

    • Prayer (religious motivation)

    • Adventure Pal: paddleboarding, operating heavy machinery, 

    • Confetti canon

    • Additional Decisions for the really indecisive (per decision)

    • 5 - 30 Minutes

    • 30 - 120 Minutes

    • Half Day Rate

    • Full Day Rate

    • Weekend Rate

How To Order Your Buddy

1- Fill out the form below. Be as detailed as possible with Your Buddy System needs. This will help us best evaluate your needs and make a decision on qualifications. 

2- If selected you will receive a box on your doorstep within the hour. 

3- Inside you’ll find your Buddy System menu. Please set your intentions, make your selection and call the number provided. 

4- You’ll be given a set of instructions including a secret handshake and rendezvous point. That’s it! From there you are encouraged to enjoy your Buddy System experience.  

“I used to feel the pressure of choosing the right shirt, or coming up with the best greeting for a new acquaintance, but since I started using The Buddy System, things just seem the flow so much better!”
— Jorgan Dinual

Find Your Buddy

Decision fatigue, moral support, assistance with the mundane activities of everyday life…a partner for all places.

  • NORA

    She tells you when you look good! Helps you pick the best ‘fit, is a cheerleader or gives off the Matriarchal vibes when needed. 

  • MEE MAW

    A comforting presence, she comes equipped with cook books, encourages you to have another helping of pasta summer bod be damned, warm, smiles and hugs when you’re feeling down. 

  • BUD

    Have an important presentation? Job Interview or Date? He’s your guy!  

For all of your small but significant needs,
Never fear, Buddy is here.

    • Must treat your buddy with kindness and respect 

    • Must provide snacks/meals your Buddy if sessions over 2 hours 

    • Background check required upon approval. 

    • No changing services after signing of contract. 

    • No fraternization allowed. 

    • No life threatening predicaments 

    • Buddy’s are exempt from the following:
      Use or Sale of Explicit Substances. 

    • Risky Behavior like snorkeling, rock climbing or race car driving 

  • This contract also functions as a waiver. The Buddy System does not guarantee the correctness or success of any decisions you make. Its purpose is solely to provide motivation and a sense of support. The Buddy System is not liable for any adverse outcomes or poor decisions made while under this agreement.